John Foster

children's poet

Sporting Questions

Do high jumpers say hello to people in sweaters?

Do discus throwers hold endless discussions?

Where did they put the shot?

Do golfers tweet messages about birdies and eagles?

Do long jumpers jump to conclusions?

Are cricketers always stumped for an answer?

Do rowers interfere by putting their oars in?

Does trampolining make vagabonds slimmer?

Are snooker players always queuing to make pots?

Do weightlifters wait for elevators?