This is just a fun quiz to see if you can guess what I have done, or not done, in my life.
Answer all the questions by ticking one box only.
1. John Has written over 1,000 poems.
True False
2. John often draws the illustrations for his books
True False .
3. John once broke a toilet window with a football, while there was someone sitting inside.
True False
4. John once worked as a fire-fighter fighting a forest fire in Canada.
True False
5. John once had a trial with Carlisle United.
True False
6. John never gets stuck for a rhyme when he's writing a poem.
True False
7. John's 10 year old grandson thinks some of John's poems are weird.
True False
8. John likes swimming but did not learn to swim until he was 12.
True False
9. John has two nephews called Dr Foster and one of them is married to Dr Foster.
True False
10. In the 1960's John was in a group called The Blurts who had a novelty record called Blah! Blah! Bertie in the Top Twenty.
True False
If you have answered all the questions, click on Next to see how good a guesser you are. You can only try this once. (Multiple attempts will lead to a 10/10)
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