Sporting Questions
Do high jumpers say hello to people in sweaters?
Do discus throwers hold endless discussions?
Where did they put the shot?
Do golfers tweet messages about birdies and eagles?
Do long jumpers jump to conclusions?
Are cricketers always stumped for an answer?
Do rowers interfere by putting their oars in?
Does trampolining make vagabonds slimmer?
Are snooker players always queuing to make pots?
Do weightlifters wait for elevators?
John
Grown-ups Menu
Listen to John's Poems
Hint: The default volume is quite low. You may want to turn it up but make sure there are no Grannies with sensitive hearing in the vicinity.
Sean's Short Shorts.
Schoolkid's Rap
Ten Dancing Dinosaurs
4 o'clock Friday
Hear John reading more of his poems in the Children’s poets section of The Poetry Archive at www.poetryarchive.org
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