Teachers! Teachers!
Teachers! Teachers!
They’re the strangest creatures.
Miss Twitch is a warty witch.
Mr Bryant is a bone-crunching giant.
Miss Blake is a poisonous snake
And Mrs Abercrombie is a crazy zombie.
Teachers! Teachers!
They’re the strangest creatures.
Mr Gizzard is a wicked wizard
Miss O’Toole is a gruesome ghoul.
Mrs Benneton is a bony skeleton.
And Mrs Abercrombie is a crazy zombie.
Teachers! Teachers!
They’re the strangest creatures.
Mr Sweaty is a hairy yeti.
Mrs Flagon is a fire-breathing dragon.
Mr Duke is a grisly spook
And Mrs Abercrombie is a crazy zombie.
Teachers! Teachers!
They’re the strangest creatures.
Mr Cape is a ginormous ape.
Miss Spatula has fangs like Dracula
Mr Knoll is a fearsome troll
And Mrs Abercrombie is a crazy zombie.
Teachers! Teachers!
They’re the strangest creatures.
Miss O’Keith has bloodstained teeth.
Mr Yoga is a grotesque ogre.
Mr Dread is a headless head
And Mrs Abercrombie is a crazy zombie.
Teachers! Teachers!
They’re the strangest creatures.
John
Grown-ups Menu
Listen to John's Poems
Hint: The default volume is quite low. You may want to turn it up but make sure there are no Grannies with sensitive hearing in the vicinity.
Sean's Short Shorts.
Schoolkid's Rap
Ten Dancing Dinosaurs
4 o'clock Friday
Hear John reading more of his poems in the Children’s poets section of The Poetry Archive at www.poetryarchive.org
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