Teachers! Teachers!

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Teachers! Teachers!
They’re the strangest creatures.

Miss Twitch is a warty witch.
Mr Bryant is a bone-crunching giant.
Miss Blake is a poisonous snake
And Mrs Abercrombie is a crazy zombie.

Teachers! Teachers!
They’re the strangest creatures.

Mr Gizzard is a wicked wizard
Miss O’Toole is a gruesome ghoul.
Mrs Benneton is a bony skeleton.
And Mrs Abercrombie is a crazy zombie.

Teachers! Teachers!
They’re the strangest creatures.

Mr Sweaty is a hairy yeti.
Mrs Flagon is a fire-breathing dragon.
Mr Duke is a grisly spook
And Mrs Abercrombie is a crazy zombie.

Teachers! Teachers!
They’re the strangest creatures.

Mr Cape is a ginormous ape.
Miss Spatula has fangs like Dracula
Mr Knoll is a fearsome troll
And Mrs Abercrombie is a crazy zombie.

Teachers! Teachers!
They’re the strangest creatures.

Miss O’Keith has bloodstained teeth.
Mr Yoga is a grotesque ogre.
Mr Dread is a headless head
And Mrs Abercrombie is a crazy zombie.

Teachers! Teachers!
They’re the strangest creatures.

 

Sporting Questions

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Do high jumpers say hello to people in sweaters?

Do discus throwers hold endless discussions?

Where did they put the shot?

Do golfers tweet messages about birdies and eagles?

Do long jumpers jump to conclusions?

Are cricketers always stumped for an answer?

Do rowers interfere by putting their oars in?

Does trampolining make vagabonds slimmer?

Are snooker players always queuing to make pots?

Do weightlifters wait for elevators?